I’m horny. This will be my TMI Tuesday..for the rest of forever, probably.
Weird shit happens in the mornings.
I can’t sleep, so I took Cassie on a walk. Saw a bobcat, it was in some crazy old man’s garage. It was cute. They are a lot bigger than I had anticipated. I would really like to capture and domesticate it. I’d name it something like Ralphie if its a boy..or Lucinda if its a girl. I’d teach it to cuddle..and be affectionate..I’d also teach it how to attack on command....
You finally told me all the things you’ve held on to for so long, and I...
Don’t be Ms. Terror Douche– Sup world, I am officially Ms. Terror Douche
If your name isn’t Allen, then I don’t trust a word that comes out of your mouf. Run and tell that, homeboy.
Me: Are we hanging out tonight?
Paul: Do you still want to?
Me: Yeah, but if its too late thats okay too.
Paul: Well, there is almost a shoot out.
You're No Setting Sun: Since I don't talk about my... →
cassaleena: I guess misery really does love company. No one wants to hear me talk about acceptence and joy, everyone only want to hear about depressing shit. So here tumblr..hopefully I can get cool again… Fuck you. Fuck your god, your faith, your ficticous idea of heaven. Fuck everything you ever stood… you gave me a big ol’ boner. Oooh girl, lemme ride it.
Since I don't talk about my hatred of...
I guess misery really does love company. No one wants to hear me talk about acceptence and joy, everyone only want to hear about depressing shit. So here tumblr..hopefully I can get cool again… Fuck you. Fuck your god, your faith, your ficticous idea of heaven. Fuck everything you ever stood for, you stand for nothing, you’re just a worthless trend hoping peice of shit. Fuck your...
Deep down every rich girl knows that golden things are worthless.
darrellslifeiswar: paulbaribeau: Track Five:...
Because I don't have a life and I'm bored.
Tell me about the last time you had sex? - It was..sexy..I don’t know. When was your last cigarette? - Like 10 minutes ago. Do you have a best friend? - I sure do. Do you think more about the past, present, or future? - The past, unfortunatley. Do you look like your mom or your dad? - I’d like to believe that I don’t look like either of them….at all. Who was the last...
And if it makes you less sad we’ll start talking again, and you can tell...– Why am I such a miserable cunt right now?
bloodiedup: Don’t like me bitching? Don’t follow me. Shut up, I was fucking with you.
I am constantly investing way too much emotion in...
Things I'm sick of:
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes...– Robert Frost
You know what makes me feel way more uncomfortable...
Hanging out with mega-hipsters. Its so uncomfortable. Ick.
xthegiveristheshitx: WU TANG - C.R.E.A.M \m/
The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.
Driving me absolutely strawberries right now.– Not even bananas, thats intense.
Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes...– Henry Rollins
If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don’t show them up...– Henry Rollins
You know you are one of the only girls I have never lost respect for and never...– The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, hands down.
What a waste.
cassaleena: Jordan is asking me if he can slam someone for a million dollars. Than said he’d let me slam a dude for a million. What the heeell. Whudda douche.
AND NOW I'M LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOOO
THOUGHT YOU’D ALWAYS BEE MIINNEE..MIINNEEE. I feel you JB. I fuckin’ feel you, bro.
I don’t think I love anything the way that some people love Morrisey, its...
Find me someone who loves Justin Bieber and Lady...
and I will marry them, on the spot. Man, woman, animal..does not matter.