The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.– Horace Walpole
Me: Its 11:11! Make a wish!
Unmentionable: I wished for you..
Me: Fuck you.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...– Dr. Suess
If We Can't Be Free, At Least We Can Be Cheap.
Real recognize real.. and I’m not sure I recognize anyone anymore.
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever...– Chuck Palahniuk
Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where is it going to end?
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem...– Nietzsche
Pop Goes Punk JT covers an Anti-Flag song. Needs to happen.
Mom, You're a Creep
Me: Why are your nipples hard?
Mom: Cleaning makes me horny.
I'm Glad To Be Here
If every night in Colorado were as good as last night, I swear, I’d never leave. New friends, good music, good fucking times. Colorado is a little more enjoyable for me now. Hopefully the good times don’t stop.
I Wont Live On My Knees, Praying, Trying To Please
No God, No Truth. The more I talk to ‘believers,’ the more the thought of organized religion disgusts me. Call me trendy, call me stupid, damn me to hell, but I’d rather live my life free than live life bound by religious restrictions.
There Are Two Ways You Can Look At Life:
-Lifes way too short to start shit. -Lifes way too short to take shit.
Whatever you want to do, do it now. For life is time and time is all there is.
Do You Remember When You Told Me I Had Changed?
One thing I’ve learned is people never stay the same. Everyone around me is growing up, it is amazing. Life is amazing. I have one dollar and some change in my pocket, no job, about 2 friends, I’m living in a town that makes my skin crawl, and my mom and her husband can’t stand the sight of me..but my life is amazing. I know eventually money will come and I’ll find a...
Kyrt: You Good?
Me: No Kyrt, I'm not good. I just crunched a deer's head.
Kyrt: The deer is fine.
Me: The deer is not fine Kyrt, the deer is dead.
Oh Julissa, You're so wise Pt. 3
Julissa: Its so hot, I just want to shoot the sun.
Carlos & I: (Laughter)
Utah, But I'm Taller.
Oh Utah, You’re beautiful. Let me find a home in you until I get that almost certain itch in my shoes again. You mean so much to me today, but by tomorrow I’ll be off to find another place to rest my head.
Perhaps perfection seems too bold a word here to apply. For once love...
The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away.
Oh Julissa, You're so wise Pt. 2
Julissa: I've been 16 for almost over a year now.
I Went There.
I hate hardcore. I’m so sick of hearing about how ‘hardcore’ so & so is. I’m so sick of kids thinking they are all tough because they have flat bill caps and posi shorts. I’m so sick of stupid fucking bitches thinking they are hardcore. You’re not tough bitch, you’re a whiner and you couldn’t fight your way out of a fucking paper bag. Hardcore...
Blame The World...
..but it sounds to me like you kicked your own chair. Grow a pair and stop bitching. Life doesn’t have to suck ALL the time. Keep it posi, at least once in awhile, negativity will only get you so far. Life isn’t that bad…just sayin.
Ron Ron, You Ain't Thug.
Byron: Where'd you get your lopes?
Byron: Sunglasses, what kind of mexican are you?!
Me: Do you mean Locs? ...
Byron: Yes haha oops you're back in MS13
Oh Julissa, You're So Wise.
Me: Can I tell you something embarrassing? When I get nervous I get really bad gas. And when I play hide and go seek I get bad gas too.
Julissa: When I get nervous I feel like I have to puke.
Me: I don't know if I'd rather puke or fart when I'm nervous,
Julissa: I'd rather puke, if you puke..you get attention, but if you fart..you get laughed at.